I wanted to have lots of things on my list done by now. I wanted to take pictures. I wanted to particiapte in all the fun blog parties ...... But I should know better. This happens every year....I'm a procrastinator.
So, like all hardcore procrasinators, with everything needing to be done, today I chose to write a poem.
'TWAS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the house,
A junker was stirring, not so much her spouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with flair,
In the hopes that a photo would soon take place there.
The kids had done nothing, not even made beds,
Still, visions of Best Buy cards danced in their heads.
And she still with presents to purchase and wrap,
Had waited so long, there was no time to nap.
When out in the kitchen, arose such a chatter,
"How come there're no cookies on mom's great big platter?"
Away to get started, though not flush with cash,
She had some ideas, and of course a junk stash.
The glow of a holiday home decore show,
Reminded her, she still had quite far to go.
When what to her listening ears should appear,
But, music of jingle bells, joy and reindeer.
With a big cup of eggnog, so foamy and thick,
She started to plan -- she needed to -- quick!
More rapid than eagles, the ideas they came,
And she giggled, and shouted, and called them by name,
Now Angels! Now Santas! Now branches and candles!
On Tables! On counters! On doorknobs and handles!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now decorate! Decorate! Decorate all!
This just might happen, there was no need to cry,
She knew she could do it, she just had to try.
So up from the basement, the stored boxes flew,
With a tub full of lights and some ornaments too.
And then so inspired, she thought of the roof,
"Less is more" she then realized -- "Don't be a goof!"
As she gathered her things and was scrounging around,
A total of three Christmas trees had been found.
They were dressed all in fir, from each top to each root,
And the tallest one did not even stand to six foot!
A bungle of branches, each tree a sad sack,
But Charlie would tell her, she shouldn't turn back.
The lights how they twinkled! The garland how merry!
The ornaments homey (though a little bit scary!).
No presents beneath, not a tag or a bow,
A gentle reminder there's still far to go.
Candy canes, chocolates -- those poor little teeth!
Poinsettias, and cards, and..oh yeah -- the wreath!
She wanted to cook yummy food for each belly,
Ham, potatoes, and fresh rolls with jelly.
She tried to be joyful, a right jolly elf,
Despite always causing these problems herself.
A close of her eyes and a bow of her head,
Soon gave her to know she had nothing to dread.
She spoke rambling words, but whatever would work,
"If I don't fill their stockings, I'll look like a jerk!"
And she said to herself, "Get'er done, I suppose,"
Groceries, shopping -- that's just how it goes.
She sprang to her van, though the belts tend to whistle,
And away the thing flew, through mud, snow and thistle.
She was heard to exclaim as she drove out of sight,
"Maybe THIS is the year that I do Christmas right!"
I'll try to post what I can as I move forward this week.